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Monthly Archives: March 2012

Random News: Samurai Hearts and Zombie Rock

Hey y’all! It’s me, Grynax, bringing to you last week’s most (un)interesting news related to video games and anime.  Let’s begin, shall we? (Please say no, please say no, PLEASE SAY NO!)

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Posted by on 19/03/2012 in Random News

 

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Review: Final Fantasy XIII-2

(A notice of warning: most of the links in this blog lead you to YouTube videos that don’t have anything to do with the review. Only access them if you are bored and in a safe place. You have been warned.)

Time travelling is serious business, don’t do it! Even if some guy taunts you, saying he will kill everyone by messing with time, don’t run into that trap! You will do way more damage to existence itself than him. You will cut yourself. Badly. Even if you travel to the future, don’t think that won’t have an influence on the past because it didn’t happen yet. It will. It will change your childhood without you even noticing. If you think time paradoxes are just made up by bored scientists, you are wrong, deal with it. Because that shit is real. It’s real!

And it’s –awesome-.

Ask Stephen Hawking. Or watch Butterfly Effect with Ashton Kutcher, I don’t care. Just don’t do it yourself, it will kill you. Time travelling kills people, and you won’t even know. You won’t even know.

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Posted by on 17/03/2012 in Games, RPG

 

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Review: Asura’s Wrath

(A notice of warning: most of the links in this blog lead you to YouTube videos that don’t have anything to do with the review. Only access them if you are bored and in a safe place. You have been warned.)

Are you ready, guys? Put ya arms on!

No, not ‘arms’ in the sense of ‘weapons’. Literally: arms. Like, the two things that (probably) grow out of your upper body. Grow four more of them and you are settled.

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“Hang in there, Baby!”

Hey y’all. Sutobeya author Grynax here, nice to meet ya. What I’m talking about is a PS3/360 game that recently came out, called Asura’s Wrath. It’s about this angry, wrathy demigod called Asura who fights weird creatures that crawl on our earth. He can grow more arms than you ever will, and just climbs out of Hell whenever he feels like it. Sounds promising, eh? I bought it, I played it, and now I will tell you some important things about it. This is for all of you guys who can’t decide if you should buy this game or not. If you don’t feel like reading all of it, just skip to the bottom for the summary. That’s how things work here. Now, let’s begin.

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Posted by on 16/03/2012 in Action, Games

 

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Let’s begin… the Final Battle!

Wait, this is just the beginning? Oh, right. I almost forgot…

Alright, hey y’all! This is my first post on this blog we just created, so I thought I would begin with a solid introduction. My name is Grynax, and together with the co-creator of this blog – BadassDemonlord (don’t worry, he isn’t actually that much of a Lord) – I form the leadership of the Sutobeya Entertainment group. You can read the details in our About page, of course.

What I will tell you now is basically what this whole ‘Magazine’-thingy is all about: Reviews. Despite our group being an anonymous group of bored people who just roam around the Internet looking for interesting stuff, co-creator BadassDemonlord came up with the idea to make reviews of… stuff, and express our feelings about this… stuff. Primarily video games, it seems. You know, reviews that are not payed by developers. Real reviews. By real people. Or something like that. But how can we prove that our opinion is completely unbiased?

We can’t. But if there is even one more blog or website on the Internet that tells the truth and nothing but the truth, people will be able to see the light! Let’s march on, to a brighter future! Spread the love! *gets punched in the gut* Haha, I see! This is what love feels like!

Ahem, I admit I… kinda lost myself there for a moment. But, you’ll be able to see what I mean, sooner or later. Maybe you will even find something enjoyable you didn’t know about before we reviewed it. There is enough… stuff that doesn’t get enough attention around the globe.

That’s about it for now… Enjoy your time here. As long as you are happy, we are as well. And don’t hesitate to give us suggestions, we don’t bite. Do not forget to check out our About page either. Cheers.

 
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Posted by on 14/03/2012 in Announcements

 

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